Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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