the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
where does the pee come out of this thing
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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