I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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