Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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