can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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