so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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