Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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