Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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