fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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