i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
please come you make the beer taste better
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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