I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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