Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
