So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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