i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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