does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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