She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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