My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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