therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
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I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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