How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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