he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
