Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I'm really busy with my period
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