he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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