Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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