I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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