i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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