Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
where are you?
Hypothermia
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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