so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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