I want to stick my p in your. b.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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