So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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