hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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