good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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