did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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