we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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