party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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