I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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