I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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