Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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