I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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