We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Can I color on your dick again?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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