did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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