Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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