are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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