i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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