Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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