DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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