It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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