I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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