awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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