can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
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she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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