Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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