I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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