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Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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