so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize