So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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