I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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