week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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