The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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